tips for not falling asleep in class . :O :D

This is interesting :D

PhD Comics - comics in reality

Quite sure, most of the students can closely relate yourself to this 'reality' comic:

The comic is taken from :
http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1139

Intelligent, smart Engines

Here is a small conversation between Inferno and me.

Me: Hey, buddy! What would intelligent, smart, search engines look like?
Inferno: They are the ones that can understand the user's information need, also take into account the current trends blah blah blah..... and give results.
Me: That is good to hear. But could you give an example so that I can have a better understanding?
Inferno: Hmmm! That's something like this. You query with the phrase 'hiring again'
and the so called "intelligent, smart search engines would suggest you "firing again" as the correct query.

Me: That is something interesting. :) .
Inferno: I understand, I know ;)

Kernel level overtake:
User commands disabled
Shutting down Audacious.
Praneeth, Now get back to work.

Me: ..........
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Inferno is intelligent too......

Nobel Peace Prize

Nobel peace prize to be awarded to newspapers and TV channels(excluding spiritual and mythology, NGC and cartoon channels) that do not report about a death, mishap or accident of any type for 24 continuous hours.

And the peace prize authorities can, without any fear, amend the rules. For sure, no TV channel or newspaper would be eligible :P

What do you say ? [;)]